The Best Pickup Lines In 2023!
J. Parks
These pickup lines below can be used on males and females. Most pickup lines are used on females by males but females like to be flirty at times also. So JParksJr provided some pickup lines that women can use if they feel comfortable.
Pickup lines are mainly used to grab a person’s attention and hopefully make them blush in the process. Not all pickup lines work on everybody, so if you use it on the wrong person, you might get an embarrassing response. It’s best to know the right time and place to use a pickup line on someone.
If you feel like the time is perfect to use a pickup line then these pickup lines are the best ones to use.
- “Do you have a pencil? Cause I wanna erase your past and write down our future.”
- “Do you have a map? Cause I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got “fine” written all over you.”
- “You must be Mexican because you my Juan and only.”
- “Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
- “Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exists?”
- “Didn’t we take a class together? Cause I could have sworn we had chemistry.”
- “On a scale of 1-10, you are a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.”
These ten pickup lines are considered the best because they can spark a conversation. Not all pickup lines can start up a conversation and the ones that don’t spark up a conversation are labeled corny. Here are some corny pick up lines down below.
Corny Pickup Lines:
- “You’re so sweet, you must be made out of chocolate?”
- “I’m not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.”
- “If you were a triangle, you’ll be acute one.”
- “I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.”
- “Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.”
- “Do you play Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.”
- “Your lips look lonely, would they like to join mine?”
- “You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?”
- “I’m lost, can you give me the directions to your heart?”
Corny pick up lines are pickup lines that are not considered cool enough to get someone’s attention. These types of pickup lines will get you a reaction that will make you feel embarrassed if used on someone who lacks a sense of humor. So don’t use corny pickup lines if you can’t handle rejection.
Funny Pickup Lines:
- “If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
- “I would take you to the movies but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.”
- “Feel my skin, yeah that’s boyfriend material.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?”
- “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’ll be a McGorgeous.”
- “I’m in the mood for pizza, a pizza you.”
- “My favorite subject is algebra cause I can replace your X without you knowing Y.”
- “Remember me? Ohh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.”
- “I can’t remember my number, can I just have yours instead?”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’ll be a cute cumber.”
These funny pick-up lines above will get a person to laugh or giggle if they are in a happy mood. If the timing is right and they are not irritated with life at the moment then they will definitely laugh at those funny pickup lines. Each pickup line is flirty and can be taken as a joke also.
Dirty Pickup Lines:
- “If I flip this coin, what’s the chance of me getting some head?”
- “The word of the day is legs, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”
- “Come sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.”
- “You know what would look good on you? Me.”
- “If you don’t want to have kids yet then let’s just practice.”
- “Your dad must’ve been a baker because you got the nicest set of buns I’ve seen.”
- “You must be a light switch cause every time I see you I get turned on.”
- “Do you work for UPS? I could’ve sworn you were checking out my package.”
- “I just realized, you look a lot like my next boo thang.”
- “I’m looking for a treasure, can I look around your chest?”
Only bold people are brave enough to use these dirty pick up lines on someone they just meet. These are pickup lines people use on others that they are comfortable with already. Saying these pick up lines to a stranger can be inappropriate.
Pickup Lines For Tinder:
Tinder is a dating app that many people use to hopefully find their soulmate. People on Tinder don’t like dull conversations or they will stop replying. So it’s best to use pickup lines so that you can start an interesting conversation. These pickup lines below will help start a conversation that will last for a good period of time before needing to change the subject.
- “I usually get 8’s but I’ll settle for a 10.”
- “I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?”
- “I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you?”
- “Wanted you to know that you got some cute on your face.”
- “Are you the COVID vaccine? Cause I wouldn’t dare turn you down.”
- “Do you have an Instagram? I was told to follow my dreams.”
- “Your birthday must be October 10th cause you a 10/10.”
- “I guess the pandemic is far from over cause your smile is contagious.”
- “I was looking for directions to a pretty city but looks like I found it now.”
- “Do you eat bagels? Cause you my bae goals.”
The pickup lines above are good conversation starters so use these on any dating app and not just on Tinder.
Conclusion:
JParksJr provides roughly fifty pickup lines for people that needs help with starting a conversation with a attractive stranger. Most people don’t be sure on what to say when approaching someone so hopefully these pickup lines will assist them with that issue. These pickup lines may not work every single time but stay consistent and it will definitely work eventually on someone.
It takes confidence to actually use these pickup lines though. The person you using the pickup line on may laugh in your face if it’s corny and you have to be prepared for that. So if you a person that can take rejection and criticism then these pickup lines are safe for you to use.